sábado, 24 de novembro de 2007

E NO PLANTÃO DO CENTRO DE OPERAÇÕES DA POLICIA MILITAR

ALTAS HORAS TOCA O TELEFONE DA EMERGÊNCIA 190,

O policial do 190 atendeu o telefone e foi anotando o pedido de socorro: _ POLICIA MILITAR EMERGÊNCIA

- POR FAVOR, MANDEM ALGUÉM URGENTE, ENTROU UM GATO AQUI EM CASA!!!!


- Mas como assim, um gato em casa????...


- UM GATO!!! ELE INVADIU A MINHA CASA E ESTÁ CAMINHANDO NA MINHA DIREÇÃO!!!!


- Mas como assim? você quer dizer um ladrão?


- NÃO CARALHO! ESTOU FALANDO DE UM GATO MESMO, DESSES QUE FAZEM MIAU, PORRA!!!!!!


- Mas o que tem de mais um gato ir na sua direção?

- ELE VAI ME MATAR, PUTA QUE PARIIU!!!! E VOCÊS SERÃO OS CULPADOS!!!!!!


-Quem está falando!!!!????


- O PAPAGAIO, CARALHO!!!!!!

Além do salário ser uma merda, ainda tem que se ouvir uma merda dessa !

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